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Adnane Ben.
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1:39 pm    September 7, 2008

Moad Barber message
imam d jame3 dl9achla dl3askar majach, nad wa7ed l colonel majore ySalli bihoum, meli nad men roko3 o gal "sami3a llaho liman 7amidah" koulchi jawbo " rabbana walaka l7amd" illa wa7ed l3askri b9ouwet l9hra o lkhel3a lli mdouwzin 3lih nsa annaho wa9ef 9dam llah o gal : "rabbana walak l7amd a mon colonel majore"

1:37 pm    September 7, 2008

Moad Barber message
wa7ed lmra charfa souwlouha kif dayra m3a sidna ramadan, jawbathoum bi "koun makan dak lqom dyal madmada awlidi, koun mmimtkoum wed3at"

3:33 pm    February 24, 2008
hada wahed mcha 3and tbib o galo ma3raftch 3lach 9albi walla kayvibré 3liya bezzaf gallo tbib ra hadik lmout kat bippé 3lik ..hahaha

1:46 pm    December 14, 2007

Bouchra message
wahed el mo3awak ma23endo la idin la rajlin dkhoul el hammam ched kasssal

ja el kassal bach ihok lih b9a kay chouff fihh sahbo galih wasahbi hok ach kat tssana
dar 3endo lakhor galih kifach ghadi ndir daba bach nhok lo mnin ghadi nchedo
lakhor galo dir lih CHEDAT ELBENDIR ;)



12:23 pm    August 3, 2007
1 rajal t3achcha m3a khatibto, klaw chowa, salaw ogalha: "takhdi chi bachnikha (cure dent)" ?
Hia galtlo: "awa3di 3la maradich takhodni nta."

9:00 pm    July 25, 2007
Hada wahad khayna fih boutaftaf, bgha yboule ou howa yjibo.

12:36 pm    July 23, 2007
1 maroqi msafar m3a japoni, darou kssida, bjoujhoum t9atta3 lihom nfsse sba3 dial liyade limna, l'assurance 3tate ljaponi 20000 dh ou3tate lmaroqi 200 dh. Lmaroqi d3a l'assurance et prend sa defense au tribunale : le juge a dit en criant : jjaponi kaysna3 ssakhte bdak sba3 ounta nhare koulo dayro ri fnifak. LOL

2:26 pm    June 26, 2007
Prodigy (Reply to Gadiri)
a semilar situation i've witnessed some time ago: people were waiting to bord un grand taxi (taxi kbir) parmi eux, wa7ed ble7ia. une fois dedans et apres juste 10 metres de conduite le taxi frene brusquement et le gars ble7ya sort en courant. Apparement, il a prcipiter le chauffeur a s'arreter car il a oublier un de ces sacs sur le trotoire.
Son geste etait suffisant a faire tout le monde evacuer le taxi (inclus le chauffeur) en courant et croyants qu'il y a abondoner qlqch qui va exploser!
j'essai tjr de me mettre ds la peau de ce gars la en ce moment la!
it's funny but sad!

2:15 pm    June 26, 2007

Adnane Ben. message
Prodigy, hehehe yea it's funny and sad as you put it. If I were the bearded guy, and if my beard is one of those bushes ready to sting anybody that comes close to it, I'd shave it! From a religious perspective, I still don't get why some people make the connection of beard to religion. From a looks perspective, I'm all for people to grow beards as long as they're naturally made to look pretty when grown: nice shape, pattern and straight.
For all the bearded men from the first category, and this just a recommendation not an order, please do yourselves and the world a favor, either trim it very short, or shave it.

ps: by the way Prodigy, consider creating an account with raioo.


1:43 pm    June 26, 2007
Prodigy (Reply to Gadiri)
a semilar situation i've witnessed some time ago: people were waiting to bord un grand taxi (taxi kbir) parmi eux, wa7ed ble7ia. une fois dedans et apres juste 10 metres de conduite le taxi frene brusquement et le gars ble7ya sort en courant. Apparement, il a prcipiter le chauffeur a s'arreter car il a oublier un de ces sacs sur le trotoire.
Son geste etait suffisant a faire tout le monde evacuer le taxi (inclus le chauffeur) en courant et croyants qu'il y a abondoner qlqch qui va exploser!
j'essai tjr de me mettre ds la peau de ce gars la en ce moment la!
it's funny but sad!

2:52 pm    April 6, 2007
Une mbastna dit ? son mari : " va voir si le boucher du high market a des pieds de veau".
Le mari y va, revient et lui dit :"J'ai pas pu bien voir, il portait certainement des Nikes".

2:38 pm    April 6, 2007
un 9ba9bi ?tait invit? aux jeux olympiques de TORONTO pour prononcer un discours au nom de la d?l?gation marocaine. Un papier ? la main, devant une tribune full of people
il commence :"Oooh...Oooh...Oooh".Un autre 9ba9bi le tire par la veste et lui murmure dans l'oreille : "non...non... yaL kamboo, tu es entrain de lire les aneaux olympiques".

2:16 pm    April 6, 2007
Deux mbastnines (Marocains de Boston)
se sont rencontr?s dans un caf? de chinatown :
-3abbass : on m'a dit que tu as trouv? un job ya ssi Farnass
-Farnass : ah pur?e!! un vrai boulot de dingue!!
-3abbass : mais que fais tu ?
-Farnass : J'attaque ? 6h de "morning".Je prend des caisses que je fais monter, puis redescendre puis remonter et at pm rebelote avec les caisses.chit of de chit, crois moi my freind je ne pourrais pas tenir longtemps.
-3abbass : et ?a fait longtemps que tu as commenc? ce job ??
Farnass : je "start" apr?s demain.
Quelle est la diff?rence entre une 9ba9biyya (Marocaine de Quebec) et une mbastna (Marocaine de Boston) ?
r?ponse : y'en a aucune ; elles sont toutes les deux originaire
de FDALA (Almohammadia).
NB : je vous ai eu, car vous vous attendez que je vous dise qu'elles sont originaire de Berkane.

1:44 pm    April 6, 2007
les 9ba9?bes (Marocains de quebec) sont persuad?s qu'ils sont bisexuels, pourquoi??
reponse : Ils font l'amour tous
les six mois

8:35 pm    March 28, 2007
hada wahed l kelb khewaf 7ze9 o howa ygol hawhawhaw

1:04 am    February 24, 2007
Ytoob alik!!
galik hada wahade lpc tala9e merto o hiya tegolihe hade cd li fi karchi ash nedir lih hhhhhh
galik hada wahad lpc jah sahede howa yhal windows
galik hada wahade l 9azami dayeman ila kane nass megemo3in 3ela chi kessida ma kayechof walo .wahade l mara chaf nass majemo3in o mal9a ki doz ichof howa ygolihom hayedou haydou rahe khoya hadak fash chafe le9ahe hemar darebou camion
galike hada wahade l me3egaze tezawage mera hamela

hada wahade cheleh tahete lihe joj reyal fi delame howa yegebede 4000reyal o che3al fiha le3afeya bash yele9a 2reyal

hada wahede l micanicien chera namoussiya (bed) howa yene3esse teheteha


2:31 am    February 19, 2007
hada wahd bra yrakab jomla fe3liya w khafha tboul 3lih (hahahahahahah)

2:26 am    February 19, 2007
hadi wahd lamra mchat tzour rajelha f 9abro l9at wahd chamkar sakraaaaaaan tsshab liha taleb kaye9ra 3la lmaytin 3tato laflous o galt lih 9ra liya 3la had sayd ohowa o hwa ybda ygoul :zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz galt lih ach kadir galiha yak biti l9or2an iwa hahiya sourat annahl

3:09 am    February 13, 2007
9alek hada el weld fl medrasa 9atlu el mo3alima i rsem 3tatlih e war9a bayta.. huwa red el war9a bayta 9a7la..
sewlatu el mo3alima,, a deri shnu rshemtu hna? 9ala: hada el 3azi ki sra9 el f7am fe noss d lill

9:00 pm    November 9, 2006
ain't funny

3:02 pm    June 19, 2006
hadou wlad wahd lmou3lim njhou f l exam chralhom kora mafchoucha(degonflee)ou galhoum ila njhtou l3am jay ghadi nf'kh'halkom.

10:28 pm    May 8, 2006
ache ka tkharba9e sir koun tahcham

5:16 am    March 31, 2006
Gallek hada wahed kaan rafed fi yeddih kard (singe) ja fayet wahed khabet, saksaah (asked him) : bech'haal haad le'hmaar (donkey), lakhor radd 3aleeh, hada kard machi h'maar, daak el khabet gallah, rani n'saksi fel kard machi feek

8:11 pm    January 7, 2006
Ayoub joker
galidk hada wahed jadarmi hadi chanti f lil o howa ban lih wahed jay fo9 motor o jadarmi wa9fo o jadarmi gal lih makhaftish lill hada w chafara kaynin onta jay fo9 motor f lill jawbo mol motor ana m3aya rda dyal mama o baba o lah(god) sabhanaho wata3ala o jadarmi galih hbat mrakab trois place

4:07 pm    September 27, 2005
Un instituteur avait ?t? affect? ? Bir
> anzaran.Apr?s 3 s'est d?plac? ? Bir jdid
> .Apr?s 2an,? Bir mezoui. Il a alors d?cid?
> d'envoyer au minst?re de l'education cette
> lettre:
> Monsieur le ministre ,je ne sais plus si je suis
> un insituteur ou un seau.

1:17 pm    May 26, 2005
The Blonde at School
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

1:20 pm    May 18, 2005
 C'est Abderrahman, un marocain de la campagne qui n'est jamais sorti de son petit patelin perdu au fin fond du maroc, qui d?cide de voyager un peu.

il prend l'avion et se retrouve assi ? cot? d'un syrien , costume trois pi?ces, la classe etc...

bref il lui demande:
"et toi l?, coumment tu t'apelles?"
le syrien r?pond " je me nomme Saad ibn gharib, ibn abdallah, ibn jawhar, ibn salaheddin, ibn etc...

au fil de cette longue et vertueuse g?analogie, abderrahman commence ? se sentir intimid? et se demande ce qu'il va bien pouvoir r?pondre pour ne pas avoir l'ai ridicule...

le syrien termine et ? son tour lui demande
"et toi, ya akhi fillah, comment te pr?nommes tu?"

et abderrahman se redresse sur son si?ge et dit fi?rement:
"moi c'est abdarrahman arrahim maliki yawmi dinn, yaka naaboudou wa yaka nastaa'in.... hihihihi


5:42 am    May 7, 2005
hada wa7ed soussi jme3 lflouss(money) bezzaf, millions & millions, wa7ed lila kkzenha w msha n3ass, mnin fa9 f sba7 nssa fayen darha...9leb(search for) 3liha partout, wallo mal9a wallo...w howa yemshi l3nd lcomissaria w gual lihom: slkhoni htta nguer(admit) belflouss fayn hiya.

My brother told me this joke on the phone, and I heard people in the background behind him laughing, I laughed too I hope you'll laugh as well.


9:03 pm    May 5, 2005
this jock it will happen to someone here some day and we will here about it great job

9:27 pm    April 29, 2005
Hada wa7ed chel7 nej7ou lih drari flekraya ou howa yechri lihom kora (ballon) ou gal lihom l3am jay il nje7tou ghadi nfoukhha (gonfler) likom :-)

1:26 pm    April 22, 2005
wahd eragl hl elmariou houwa ylka srwalou m3alek .houwa yteb3o

3:57 am    April 21, 2005
wa7ed jouj mkalkhin kaytsnawo toubis(the bus) le 1er swel(asked) tanni: ash men toubis katsnna alkhawa?
tanni gualih: toubis nmra 7 wntaya?
le 1er jawbo: ana kantsnna nmra 2
quelques minutes apres...toubis nmra 72 ja, w jouj mkalkhin fr7ou: ewa had toubis yemkin lina nshdouh bjouj :))
Hadda wa7ed syed flbar, kayshreb bla qiyass w wjho f7al shi slougui(hunting dog)(7ashakom) wa7ed srbay shaf ta3iya w howa yemshi yeswlo: yak labass assi, haddi wa7ed jouj simanat konti bikhir w rashqa lik? yakma lmadame?
skran jawb: wayeh assa7bi, dabbezt ana w yaha w gualt liya blli maghadish thder m3aya lmoudat shhar, 4semanat!!
nad srbay gualih: ewa rak khassek tfra7. jawbo skran wgualih: nfra7? wa rah shhar tsala lyoma.


1:19 pm    April 20, 2005
Mean but funny:
An american was sent offered three tickets to israel, so he took his wife and his mothere in law, while in israel the mother died, so he had 2options burial for 10000$ but in the US or pay only 100$ and have the burial with the ceremony where she died, so he goes for the 10000 option, they tried to convince hin but in vain, he insisted.
Back to the hotel, his wife said to him: oh honey I'm so glad you chose the expensive option, it proves how much you loved he replied: Sweetheart, they burried the so called Jesus here and he was back three days later, I dont wanna end up with the same result.
2 blondes Belges:
Deux blondes attendent aux portes du paradis apr?s leur mort.
La 1?re demande ? l'autre:
- Comment es-tu morte?
- Je suis morte gel?e.
- Ah, c'est horrible! Comment c'est de mourir gel?e?
- Tu trembles, tu as mal aux doigts et aux orteils. apr?s tu deviens tr?s calme comme si tu t' toi, comment es-tu morte?
- Ah moi, j'ai eu une crise cardiaque. Je soup?onnais mon mari de me tromper, alors un jour j'ai d?cid? d'en avoir le coeur net. Je suis rentr?e ? la maison en plein apr?s-midi et j'ai trouv? mon mari en train de regarder la t?l?...J'ai couru dans la chambre ? coucher et je n'ai trouv? personne, puis au sous-sol ? toute vitesse, personne ne s'y cachait non plus.
Je suis mont?e au 2?me ?tage ? toute allure et avant m?me d'y arriver, j'ai fait une crise cardiaque dans les escaliers et je suis morte.
La 2?me blonde alors dit:
- Quel malheur ! Si seulement tu avais v?rifi? le cong?lateur, nous serions toutes les deux vivantes



1:01 pm    April 20, 2005
- A blond looked at her self in the miror and said: "My god this chick looks just like me"

- A blond walking on the street, she saw a banana skin and said: "oh my god am gonna flip over and break my neck again"

Sorry blondies!!!


12:52 pm    April 20, 2005
An old Arab guy living in Tampa Florida send an email to his 20year old son who is studying in Seattle: Dear son, I need you to come down here quickly, I need you to dig the garden for me as I need to plant some sweet potatoes and I'm too old and tired to do it my seld. your father, Abdullah Bin salem Al Sayed.
2 days later the son replied: dear father, you cant dig the garden now cuz' I burried that thing there...the following day the old man had the police FBI CIA...over to his house digging everywhere nothing found. two days later the son send his dad an email: dear dad there is no need for me to come down now, you can go ahead with your potatoes...enjoy love, your son!!

8:30 pm    March 27, 2005
galik hada wa7ed a cha7l chra pikala ,nhar t3alem ikabri houwa ybir3 arwida al 9adamiya

4:09 pm    March 27, 2005
je veux seulement raconter un D?core que jai vu quand je suis retourner au Maroc a Agadir apres les ?v?nements du 16mai . une foi je suis sortis du souk pis chofte wahade chemkere kay chemm silicioune ou kay hnzaze fwahade boul7iya hahah... ouhouwa imchi i3anko fla ceinture diyalo oubda kay ghawoute wa TarTAAAKK wa tfergaaa33 hahahah.. jenoublirais jamais ce d?core c proche dune noukta tout le monde rigoler du gardiAne tonobilate htta lmoule na3na3e ..

12:43 am    March 25, 2005
SI mohammed

9:10 pm    March 24, 2005
galek hada wahed ikhwani radi o m3ah bentou sghira, hia hadik tla9a m3a wahed sahbo, o houwa isselem sahbo o selm 3la bniya sghira o houwa igoulih: lah isslah le9naybila! haha
hadi galha lia wahed lweld 9telni b da7k

8:45 pm    March 24, 2005
- Medical students received their first course of anatomy with a true human body. They all joined together around an operating table with a human body covered with a white cloth.

- The professor said: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities, The first, one should not be disgusted"

- There above, the teacher withdraws the cloth from the human body, and inserts his finger in the death?s anus, when he withdrew it, he sucked his finger.

"Go, do the same thing!"

- The students, after a few minutes of hesitation, pass each one their turn. They insert their fingers in the death body?s anus and sucked their fingers.

- When everyone finished, the teacher looks at them and said: "The second quality, is the observation. I inserted my major and I sucked my index?.


7:53 pm    March 24, 2005
hada wahed rbah f loto o howa yedkhoul leddar l9a mratou na3sa gal liha noudi noudi noudi, fa93t meskina belkhal3a achnou yak labaas,gal liha noudi t9awdi ldaar baak...
sory ladies

3:49 am    March 22, 2005
SI mohammed
PS lbnaya min azemour

8:44 am    March 19, 2005
Galek hada wahed ja 3and khouh le franca, y oua ou mnin ki mchi le kawa ki ji le serveur ou ki goulou : "Monsieur, vous d?sirez ?". Houa ki commandi : "Coca", hedchi ma 3raf...
Min be3d, coca tal3et lou fi rassou. Mcha 3and khouh, galou : "3iet bi coca, zouatni, kiffech ki goulou "kawa". Ou khouh galou : "1 caf?".
Fi sbah, mcha le kawa, ja le serveur : "Monsieur, vous d?sirez ?". Ou houa farhen, jaoub " 1 caf?". Le serveur galou " Long, court, capuccino, mocca, noisette"... Ou houa y goulou : "Coca"... Mnakess...

7:56 am    March 19, 2005

7:54 am    March 19, 2005
gadiri exellente blague..!!!

si mohammed un peu de pudeur.(svp).

kolaz voila mon email adress:

have a nice day to all of you.


5:58 am    March 19, 2005
salam everybody
salam adnane...mouhim c badr ca va 3likoum wala. ra j voulais laisser had les commentaires f la parti music mais j po pu.
mouhim ma3lina ila bghiti ra ya 1 groupe li 3ad kharaj album jdide fcasa wa9ila tu les connais....kayghaniw style Gnaoui..c "Darga" mouhim si tu ve j pe t passer des chanson dialhoum et leur site bach t3araf 3lihoum et ila 3ajbouk pk pas t3awnou fchi 7aja...mouhim mssakan 3ad tal3ou wlad les beaux arts dial on doit po pirater diask dialhoum...wa tfaham lmaw9if
iwa pour la suite et pour plus d info hak mon msn et mon e-mail...ok:
tama j v t paser diask...le nom dial site et ila bghiti nhadrou 3lihoum ;)

7:36 pm    March 18, 2005
Hadou 4 douwal l3arabiya bghaw isaliwa m3a mirikane tla3 lihome demm saaafi(libye, jordanie, egypte et le Maroc bien sur,) ou Tafkow bach isawbow lol chacun un sarokh (missile) assez puissant pour atteindre et d?truire mirikane quand le jour J est venu, la libye a lanc? son sarokh mais il est tomber dans l'atlantic echec, jordanie e lanc? il l'a atteint et detruit le quart du pays l'egypte envoi et detruit un etat, le roi dans la salle des controle avec les scientifiques appui sur le boutton de lancement Vrrrmm waalou rien ne se passe il refais la meme choses plusieurs fois et walou, les scientifiques courant a la salle des machines ou il ya le missile ils d?couvrent que le missile est surchager par les HARRAGA (clandestin) hahahah....MIRIKANE MIRIKANE

7:36 pm    March 18, 2005
Hadou 4 douwal l3arabiya bghaw isaliwa m3a mirikane tla3 lihome demm saaafi(libye, jordanie, egypte et le Maroc bien sur,) ou Tafkow bach isawbow lol chacun un sarokh (missile) assez puissant pour atteindre et d?truire mirikane quand le jour J est venu, la libye a lanc? son sarokh mais il est tomber dans l'atlantic echec, jordanie e lanc? il l'a atteint et detruit le quart du pays l'egypte envoi et detruit un etat, le roi dans la salle des controle avec les scientifiques appui sur le boutton de lancement Vrrrmm waalou rien ne se passe il refais la meme choses plusieurs fois et walou, les scientifiques courant a la salle des machines ou il ya le missile ils d?couvrent que le missile est surchager par les HARRAGA (clandestin) hahahah....MIRIKANE MIRIKANE

4:32 am    March 18, 2005
SI mohammed
hada wa7ed khaina kai 9eleb 3la soutiam lmaratou msha chez moul soutiamate galou : khai baghi soutiam lmrati
moul lsoutimat: lbzazel 3end mratik kbar? sghar?lwiminates tfifihates??? bash ne3tek la taille lmiziana
howa igoula SLAWIATTE
jawbou moul soutiamate ; sme7lia rahowa moul t9acher L HIIIIINAAAA
ha ha ah!!!!
dedicace a doukala

2:36 pm    March 17, 2005
no problem a la la wijdia ,we all joking here :) by the way leave me your hotmail e_mail if u dont mind me asking.

9:39 am    March 17, 2005
pas mal ....avec un grand respect a nos cheres brakna et surtout mon ami mohammed et fatiha.

10:29 pm    March 16, 2005
rajoulon min barkan yas2al .
hal yajouzou tayamoumou bi portabl.
jawab:wajouzou ila makanch fih a resaux

10:25 pm    March 16, 2005
for all whom been asking why we said the word 7achakoum after saying 7mar.
so easy:
first name :7mar
family name :7achakoum

10:16 pm    March 16, 2005
galik hada wa7ed al barkani dawez concour dyal la police houwa wa 7mar ,houwa yataclasa houwa tani :)

12:53 pm    March 15, 2005
salam BaD-Mix,



11:52 am    March 14, 2005
gallek hada wahed jouje brakna kaytferjou f wahed DVD wahed sa3a salate la premiere partie ja lewel jbed CD w 9elbou w 3awed darou ! ja sahbou gallou: " lla alhmar machi houkak ara nwerrik kikandirou lih " w houwa ydir fihe stylou w bka kaydewrou !!

( shablou fihe sinta :)))) )


1:21 pm    March 10, 2005
Thank you adnan , now i m moving on and i m over the (7ACHAKOUM) saying,Mistery Solved.
I totaly agree with your theory, that god is not telling us that donkeys are stupid.
Wajdia i `ll get back to you with a nice joke.

11:37 am    March 10, 2005
Un homme est tranquillement assis et regarde la t?l?vision.
Tout a coup, sa femme arrive par derriere et lui donne un coup sur la t?te avec une casserole.
" Pourquoi tu me frappes " demande-t-il...
" En lavant tes pantalons, tout a l'heure, j'ai trouv? un bout de papier avec ?crit dessus Marilou... "
" Oh! C'est parce que la semaine derni?re je suis all? aux courses de chevaux et le cheval avec lequel j'ai gagn?, s'appelait Marilou...
Je voulais me souvenir du nom... "
La femme semble satisfaite et s'excuse.
Trois jours plus tard, l'homme regarde la t?l?vision et sa femme le frappe encore sur la t?te a l'aide d'une casserole.
" Mais qu'est-ce qui te prend?

" Ton cheval a t?l?phon? "....


10:38 am    March 10, 2005

Adnane Ben. message
yesterday was talking to a friend and I said hmar, in the sense we were talking about donkeys, and then she said, goul 7ashak, I didn't say it, didn't feel natural to say it :) I guess deep down after all I have nothing wrong with Hmir, as in the animals, but I do with Hmir as in people hehehe -

People think negative about Hmir it seems because probably of some verses in the Quran? where Loqman was giving advise to his son and told him when you talk do so moderately and in an average voice, don't scream and be obnoxious, and then he compared obnoxious loud people to the scream of the donkey. Another verse compares those scholars of whatever discipline - be it religion or else, who don't themselves understand well their baggage, they don't ponder it and extract benefit from it, and therefore don't disseminate any knowledge to people, with donkeys who carry loads on their backs.. again I don't believe God wants to tell us donkeys are stupid, he just wants to say that donkeys help us with carrying loads even if they have no idea what's that load and they cannot gain any interest from it.


10:12 am    March 10, 2005
et si tu nous donne une blague de ta part ca sera tres sympa ...,on discutera plutard sur hachakoum ....



9:51 am    March 10, 2005
Speaking of dunkies, why do we use the word 7achakoum everytime we say hmar?
why not use it for all animals??
This question has been on my mind since i was little. So hopefully somebody will solve this enigma , so i can get over it!!!
I kinda feel bad for Dunkies;)

9:18 pm    March 9, 2005

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I don't know why.. but I like it

5:54 pm    March 8, 2005
C'est un berbere( un vrai radin) qui vient de se marier et qui a une envie folle d'aller en voyage de noces...
Il prepare donc sa valise, ouvre la porte, et part, laissant sa femme surveiller son epicerie.....hihihi

5:50 pm    March 8, 2005
hada wahed soussi bgha ya mchi fi chahr al assel(la nuit des noces).........
whowa yhaz l balisa w mcha.....o khla mratou tkabel al hanout....hihihi

12:29 pm    March 5, 2005
?X Gallik hada wahed lehmar (hachakoum)kaytsara fel ghaba, chwiyya banet lih wahed loughzala, houwwa ygoul liha:
a sbah el khir al ghouzala (avec un air dial enouggane) ou hiya tjawbou, galet lih, sbah el khir al hmar, houwa ygoul liha:
wachti daba, wa bla tekhsar hedra aawtani 3el sbah!

12:20 pm    March 5, 2005
Trois femmes discutent de leur relation avec leur maris:
la premi?re une fran?aise dit j'?tais en train de repasser la chemise de mon mari alors que lui regardais la t?l? et puis j'ai balanc? cette chemise en lui disant que desormais c'?tait ? lui de faire ce genre de truc..... trois jours plutard, j'ai commenc? ? voir que ?a marche et maintenant c'est lui qui repasse ses chemises.
- la deuxi?me une allemande (peut-?tre) dit j'?tais entrain de passer l'aspirateur alors que mon mari lisait un roman et puis j'ai jet? cet outil en lui disant au lieu de ne rien faire desormais c'est ? toi de faire l'aspirateur..... trois jours plus tard, j'ai commenc? ? voir que ?a donne des fruits et c'est lui maintenant qui le fait tout les jours.
- la derni?re fatna (la marocaine) qui dit qu'elle ?tait entrain de cuisiner alors que bouchta (son mari) ?tait en train de siroter son verre de th?, alors elle lui dit: j'en ai marre de faire tout le temps la cuisine et que dor?navant il faut que tu m'aide.....trois jours plus tard, j'ai commenc? ? voir avec le premier oeil, l'autre est encore ferm

12:09 pm    March 5, 2005
hadou jouj mssakhit chi baghi y ban 3la chi

le premier: ana maskhout kter mennek

le deuxieme: ana li maskhout kter ou ghadi noueri lyk. choufti dik lamra echarfa ly ghadya lhih?

le premier: ayeh

le deuxieme: oua chouf achnou ghadi ndir.

ou houa yemchi 3endha, rfe3ha bness ou bda yechtef 3lyha, meli sala mcha 3end sa7bou ou gal lyh:

le deuxieme: chkoun ly meskhout daba kter?

le premier: ana li maskhout kter, chefti dik lemra li slekhti? raha alwalida hadik.


11:58 am    March 5, 2005

C'est Mohamed qui veut hreg aux USA, il part sur une barque, et comme par miracle tout se passe bien jusqu'a l'approche des cotes americaines ou une vague le renverse.
Un bateau us se dirige vers lui:
Mohamed : Loh lhbila (lance la corde)
Le marin US : What?
Mohamed : Loh lhbila (lance la corde)
Le marin US : I don't understand?
Mohamed : Do you speak english?
Le marin US : Yes
Mohamed : Ioua Loh lhbila asahbi.


11:46 am    March 5, 2005
hada wahed alberkani gaal lwaldo kaan ya9ra fe chahada , ila njaht haad al3aam wadit chahada ,walah walah walah walah hata nedik thowas f oujda.

11:42 am    March 5, 2005
Wahd lberkani flkharij gal la famille dyalo fberkan bniwli
chi dar 3emro mabnaha hta wejdi whoma yebniwlo dar fiha sokna ltehte (en bas)
wles garages lfo9 fstah .

11:37 pm    January 16, 2005
deux mec part pour la guerre:
le 1er: hey pourquoi tu es venu ici?
le 2eme: bain je suis celibatere et j'aime la guerre.
le 2eme : et toi?
le1er: je suis marier et j'aime la paix

11:34 pm    January 5, 2005

9:13 am    December 31, 2004
Un couple de randonneurs ? la campagne. La femme :
- Ch?ri...Ce paysage me laisse sans voix !
- Parfait, nous campons ici !

9:03 am    December 31, 2004
Un beau jour, un mec va s'acheter une moto super puissante. Il en est super fier et part faire un petit tour. Il s'arr?te ? un feu rouge et qu'est ce qu'il voit ? cot? de lui, un ridicule et minuscule petit scooter ! Il se tourne vers le conducteur et lui dit:
- Tu vas voir la puissance de ma moto !!
Le feu devient vert et vvvvvvvvvvrrrrouooouu il est partit. Il regarde ? cot?? et c'est la surprise, le scooter le suit. Il ralentit un peu puis donne des gaz ? fond?bien d?cid? ? d?crocher ce petit merdeux en scooter? vvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooouuuuummm il d?colle !! Mais ? cot? tttttttthhhhhhheeeeeeeeuuu le scooter le suit encore !
Fou de rage, il acc?l?re encore ? fond? il est au maximum wwrrrrroooooooouuummm? et le scooter: ttttttttthhheeeeeeuuu? r?uissit encore ? le suivre.
Le gars qui ? la moto finit par s'arr?ter et, d?sesp?r?, il demande ? l'autre:
- Dis donc, mais qu'est-ce que t'as mis dans ta b?cane ???
L'autre lui r?pond :
- Aaaarrr?????ttte? j'ai juste ma bretelle coinc?e dans ton r?troviseur !

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